11:29 AM me: i am the bordest of living creatures.
7 minutes
11:37 AM Rebecca: aww poor Livy!
how's your blog coming?
me: terribly
i'm too bored to be interesting
i've resorted to folding pamphlets
highly unnecessry but mindless enough to keep me occupied
Rebecca: ah yes
11:38 AM me: sniff
and how are you coming along
have you decapitated any interns yet?
gutted them and roasted them
for your afternoon becca feast
Rebecca: oh no, I'd say I am marinated them.
me: maybe with a little lemon
11:39 AM ah yes
Rebecca: yeah
me: with some tenderizer
tough little things those interns
make for bad digestion
most of them taste like weed
with a hint of watermelon
(the bubblegum)
Rebecca: oh not these ones, they are healthy and wholesome! >)
me: organic intern?
disgusting
11:40 AM Rebecca: I think so
me: how many are there?
Rebecca: 2 boys going on to Junior year
me: ah
i shall dub them kashi and shitaki
11:41 AM Rebecca: one is asian :)
me: are they at least cute
?
aaahh...
Rebecca: meh
me: ish
Rebecca: they are cute, but they seem sooo young :)
11:42 AM me: after that jaded rugged Charlie..who could seem weathered?
Rebecca: I know
:)
11:43 AM me: he's like unprocessed fiber...just gets all rough and knotty up in there. He kicks buttocks.
Rebecca: that's what I've always thought
me: I am ridiculously silly today
Rebecca: :-|
me: I do not know what unprocessed fiber is
is it like uncut cocaine?
11:44 AM Rebecca: uh me neither
me: because if so
And some guy on the phone just called me sweetie
I almost pulled a preying mantis and slurped through the phone to gnaw his head off his body.
11:45 AM That's how hungry I am.
darn this baby.
11:46 AM Rebecca: LOL
me: Can I please have a Becca section in my blog?
Rebecca: no
me: I think it's brilliant
people would pay to see Becca
too bad
I do what I want
:: pouts ::
Rebecca: hahaha
me: You will be forever immortal
11:47 AM a tribute to my truest friend
who right now, as I think of you, have turned into a hotdog lined with mustard and ketchup
that's how hungry I am
11:48 AM Rebecca: I was starting to agree with you until you turned into a cannibal
forever immortalized in Livy's glob . . .
11:50 AM GLOB
it's fun to say
11:51 AM me: cannibalism is the truest form of affection
I know I like the word Glob
11:52 AM it is much better than Blog
glob or blob are much better
although blob is reminiscent of snot
11:53 AM Rebecca: I imagine animated pink ooze when I think of blob
brb, must scan things
11:54 AM me: ooo...like a flirty cousin of Flubber
fine. Scan away. Are you scanning your tushie? Because if so...kudos to you for being dashing and daring.
8 minutes
12:02 PM Rebecca: the flatbed doesn't work on our scanner, unfortumately.
12:05 PM
